Meet Tyrone, arb humour, brutal honesty, and loyalty that sometimes makes you wonder if he’s Brandon’s bodyguard or brother. They’ve built businesses together, lived through dodgy ventures, and somehow come out stronger. Now, as best man, Tyrone finally gets the mic—and Brandon should probably be nervous.

Meet Tim, co-founder, soon-to-be dad, and the guy whose medical file is thicker than his law textbooks. He’s broken, bent, and torn just about everything, including his liver, yet he still made it through Tuks law lab with Brandon. That survival alone deserves a standing ovation (though maybe not from Tim, his knees might give out).

Meet Cass, she is pregnant at this wedding, which means she’ll be sipping sparkling water while the rest of us hit the bar. This is the same girl who once treated double brandy & Coke like it was a food group—but apparently babies and brandy don’t mix (who knew?). Our friendship started out of nowhere but quickly became unshakable. Cass is proof that family isn’t just blood—it’s who shows up… usually with a brandy, but today with a baby bump.

Meet Brittany, If you’re looking for the biggest asshole at this wedding, congratulations, you’ve found her. Brits has been swearing, drinking, and annoying Zik since birth—but she’s also Zik’s favorite human. Because when all else fails, Brits never does. (Except her liver. That’s failed a few times.)

Meet Krisp, Wife of Bun (which means sarcasm is basically her second language), Brandon’s accidental nose-twin, and proof that motherhood makes you cooler but also much cheaper to entertain. She’s the chip Zik never knew she needed—except not really a chip, more like the whole damn snack. Zik stood proudly by her on her wedding day, and now Krisp is by her side, keeping the sarcasm flowing and the wine bill mercifully low.